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March 29, 2008
Penis hat or child's toy?

So I recently learned to crochet and have been making little animals with it, and I came across a pattern for Muno of Yo Gabba Gabba. Since my son LOVES this show, I decided to give it a shot. I had just started on the head when my husband entered the room and said, "What the fuck, are you making a hat for my penis?" I guess I can see why he'd think that...

Which got me thinking, I want to crochet a dick complete with scrotum just for shits and giggles. If I ever get good enough to start making up more advanced patterns, I might try making a vadge to go with it. Yeah, I'm sick like that. But for now I'll stick to "G" rated stuff since that's all I can find others' patterns for. Here's the finished Muno by the way.

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