Yay, I finally got the security code hack working for my comments pages! In other words, bots spamming my site with ads for things like penis enlargement pills and online poker can get bent!

Thanks SCode developer guy!

A friend of mine, who is a mighty Conquistador, has granted Connor honorary title and power to claim lands and other property in the name of the Conquistadores. Hurrah!

I think he'll start with Hawaii and all its inhabitants' chocolate-covered macadamia nuts.

Since my site has been down for a bit, and I was too lazy to update it often anyway, a few announcements are in order. First off, I've moved from California to Mississippi and married a sweet young whipper snapper (ok, so I'm only two years his senior). Here's a picture of us taken in February 2005:

And I guess I should mention that in that photo, I was two and a half months pregnant. Yep, that sly dark-haired southerner knocked me up. Pregnancy was a long hard road, filled with all kinds of fun and not-so-fun suprises and changes to my body, but in the end I think it's all worth it. And if you have half a brain at all, you'll have already calculated that the baby has arrived by now. Here he is, the Baby Carrot:

And though it's not always easy, motherhood is even more wonderful than I ever dreamed. I never knew I could love a little screaming blob of human so much, but just looking at him makes my heart soar like an eagle.

There I go getting all mushy and shit!

Yes, evilcarrot.com was down for a bit because the douchebag who was hosting my site fell off the end of the earth and took his servers with him. I hope there was a huge pile of maggot-infested feces at the end of the earth for him to land face down in.

But it's back up now, thank you Tara! I lost a little content, but thankfully not more than a couple entries, and it may take some time to get everything uploaded, so if some links don't work or some pictures don't show up for a while, bear with me! I'll get to it ASAP!