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I'm a 24 year old San Franciscan (read: "raised by hippies") girl who can't seem to keep away from the computer. Now if only I could get paid for this stuff. (you CAN pay me by clicking the amazon.com link below, I won't complain.)

I live with my dogs - Pita and Gremlin, and two cats - Smax and Perch, and a stupid snake who stole my car last week (the bastard).

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January 15, 2003
stones of gold?

So my dog has been having this recurring bladder infection. Then, starting yesterday, he couldn't pee at all... He'd try and try, but nothing would come out. So I rushed him to the vet this morning and yikes - bladder stones like a mofo! Not only is his bladder full of stones, but he's got two blocking his urethra which they were unable to flush back up into the bladder. So what's that mean? Lengthy surgery. Expensive surgery. ONE THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY DOLLAR SURGERY! Well sheeeyit. But hey, I get to keep the stones... yippee. All I can say is, they BETTER BE MADE OF GOLD DAMNIT! I'll be sure and post a pic of the little gems that came out of my dog's weiner when he gets home from the vet's office.

In the meantime, ph34r my octopus bathtub stopper!

Posted by evilcarrot at 01:14 PM
January 05, 2003
Since Bru asked...

Here's a photo from my little outing to the beach that might NOT churn your stomach...

There. Happy now? Damn pansy boy.

Posted by evilcarrot at 06:29 PM
January 04, 2003
Ah the beach.

Upon visiting my hometown today, I stopped off at the beach to photograph the incredible 30 foot waves at Maverick's. And I guess it goes to show what a sicko I am that a rotting seagull head sticking up out of the sand caught my interest more than the beautiful landscape around me. Ah well...

Posted by evilcarrot at 04:20 PM
January 02, 2003
We am spase peepole!

You guys remember this link right? Well, I've stumbled upon another little ditty featuring our same misshapen head girl! She's famous!!!

Disclaimer: evilcarrot.com takes no responsibility for any self-inflicted injury or death after viewing this clip. Click at own risk.

We am spase peepole

Posted by evilcarrot at 03:55 PM
January 01, 2003
Well happy freakin new year!

Not that I really celebrate it, 'cause I think it's overrated, but I'm sure most of you do, so hope it was a good one for ya!! And um, well....

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